The last time zombies invaded, I protected myself by wearing cabbage lined underpants and singing rap songs in the form of Opera - soprano. Between the smell of my underpants lined with cabbage and my gosh-awful singing, no zombies would come within 3 miles of me, so I was safe.

Well fighting is useless in a zombie scenario. I would get as many tools and weapons I could from my garage. Lighters, fuel, medical supplies and things like that. Then I would go upstairs of my house. I would also wrech the staircase so that the zombies can't get upstairs. Then I would fill my bathtub with water.

Now I have water and some food. Hopefully the worst part is over in a week or do which will make it possible for me to sneak away somewhere else.

I would get as many people as i can(especially my friend who is well prepared for this) and fight against them, from what i hear you need to be in a two story house, be on the second level, have your weapons ready..AND FIGHT!! lol never give up!!

Well, I would take a spiritual adverse attack. I would pray, throw holy water on them, call 911 and then practice my Buddha Training of "Let it be."

I would just grab food and water, climb up on my roof and pull up the ladder after me. Wait it out.

I'll pick up my steel nunchucks and smash their heads and never stop till I finish em all.

If right now, this very hour, zombies are attacking your street. Not just your street! Your whole frickin state!... What would you do to protect yourself? Fight? Hide? Throw someone to the zombies so you can have time to run? Get bitten by one zombie so you can turn into a zombie too & not have to deal with the bullshat? Use your training from playing Call of Duty zombies version? Or whaa?