> I think that I died last year?

I think that I died last year?

Posted at: 2015-04-20 
You wanted to steal away the fairy's man? You are so in trouble now.

Also, you are doing the wrong things to get your memory back. It's 6 YELLOW tictacs, not orange. The cupcake frosting is correct but just make sure you are using only 1 tsp for the morning brush. It wouldn't hurt to also try that at night time before bed.

Good luck.

Ah serious problem, but nothing that can't be fixed, The fact that they were famous actors in your memory does not matter, the paranormal just use this to hide their identity! Basically, the fairy queen, is what is known as the Ublaka in the Indian culture, but there have been multiple spottings in the western world. Her task is to offer you less then your absolute dream, and if you don't accept this, she punishes you for your greed.

Now for the matter of solving this problem, you get pure honey ( no supermarket stuff) dilute it with Vinegar ( not so strong) and crushed nuts (any type).

Now wash your hair in this every Sunday. As you do this more and more of your memory will return and you will finally be the person you used to be!

Well, apparently, the fairy didn't tell you the other part. She is secretly a unicorn, that sucks the memory of the people with her horn. She puts glitter on you, but you don't die.... So, just eat butterflies and you'll poop flowers. Good luck! :D

is this a joke?

LSD. It's a HELLUVA drug.

Ok, so here is a true story of what happened:

I went for a walk, and a fairy queen came up to me and said that I could marry any guy in the.world. So, I picked Josh Hutcherson. But that was the fairy queens husband, so she told me to marry Liam Hemsworth. (the fairy queen is Jennifer Lawrence) so I said that I would wrather die and she said okay.and that is all I remember. Seriously. The only memory in my brain is.reading.writing and that memory. What can I do to fix that? I take 6.tictacs (orange) every morning and brush my teeth with cupcake frosting and that doesnt work (that is what the doc said to do to get my memory back)

PLEASE HELP ME!