Well first I would say you should attempt to crawl from your subterranean dwelling that you are currently residing in, because obvious trolling is comical to only those who inhabit basements and occupy computers for 16-19 hours per 24 hour cycle. If that fails, may I suggest you acquire a social life, so as to discourage such senseless attempted aggravation of internet users. If done correctly, your head should have been successfully removed from your own sphincter, thus solving your problem.
Yeah... Non of that is true. Did you know I became the hulk the other day becaus I was overcharged on my gym membership? Very angry and I punched out a metal wall.
They see me trollin'.....
Okay, so the other day I thought it would be fun if I attached remote controls to a full sized airplane. So I finally finished it today, and decided to take it out for a spin. It actually worked! At first anyways, until I lost control. It must have lost my signal from the receiver or something and the plane kept on flying straight, right towards downtown!
I tried to stop it, but I couldn't! I was screaming at air traffic control to try to do something, but they couldn't do anything! I watched in horror from the airport as my remote controlled plane SLAMMED into this huge tower down town and BLEW IT UP!! The whole tower collapsed and there's a bunch of smoke and fire now! It's all over the news!
I'm freaking out, what do I do?? Am I going to get sent to Guantanamo Bay? Helllllllp!
