So how did a seal kill him, did he do something to annoy it?
The American military specifically imported some seals from Alaska to Bin Laden's house.
Bin Laden, surprised that such an exotic animal was outside his house, decided to take a bag of bread crumbs to throw at them.
Obviously, Bin Laden does not know that the high carbohydrate level in the bread crumbs will cause the seals to suffer a severe energy excess (seals only need to eat a low carbohydrate diet due to the amount of sleep they get).
The high energetic seals starts to hallucinate and realized that they needed some water to wash down the dry bread crumbs. Seeing one of Bin Laden's son playing with water in the garden, the seals ran (or should I say hobbled) to the water source, trampling Bin Laden in the frenzy.
A seal left Alaska to go to Pakistan as a federal contract worker. He happened to see Bin Laden taking a stroll through the Mosque gardens and followed him home. When Bin Laden was happily diverted by the TV, the seal jumped through the window, slapped him in the face with a fish, and shot him with an M-47 fully automatic rifle.
When it was all over, the seal returned to the United States, where he was awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor. Bin Laden was dumped in the ocean and everyone in the U.S. drank and celebrated hugely.
The seal was frozen solid in liquid nitrogen. Then, it was fitted with the JDAM guidance system and loaded into a B2. From 50,000 feet, the payload was dropped. The naturally aerodynamic shape of the seal allowed it to soar at a high velocity, thus accumulating high kinetic energy. The impact was devastating.
But actually, I have it from a reliable source that they hired Cleavon Little to deliver another "candygram for Mongo". It was a safe bet OBL had never seen 'Blazing Saddles', so he would readily accept the delivery.
A special team flew into Pakistan by helicopter and landed into his home. While the first helicopterto come in failed because the tail hit the wall. So the other team flew in broke inside and killed one of his sons, a few guards, his wife while osama held her hostage and finally one of the seals shot him in the chest and in the left eye. He was taken to a u.s ship and put him inside a coffin and let him sink into the sea. No one knows where exactly but somewhere along the Atlantic. The seal team would not admit who killed osama. Not even obama himself.
Actually, Jimmy, it was a trained seal that bounced a hard rubber ball off his nose and into Bin Laden's temple, which interrupted blood flow to the brain and caused bin Laden to die of a stroke.
Moral of the story: never play catch with a seal without a good catchers glove.
{ You can easily entice a seal to get out of the water (and into a transport pen) by dangling a salmon in front of its nose. }
Ya friends actualy some local politics works there america know ossama's resident area before but they are wait for order on that time when obama get problem from goverment give a order to kill him thats it
LOL. The Seals tore him a new @ss and then he was dropped in the sea, where the fish.. and maybe seals.. feasts off him.
Your question is so ludicrous, Grow-up!
Really?
They ate him
There are no seals in Pakistan, and even if there were, then how would they get out of water?
So how did a seal kill him, did he do something to annoy it?
HO-HO. HA-HA.
