First it needs to be registered with the National Hunt. They might notice. Then you have the small matter of finding a saddle to fit and convincing a jockey to ride it. If you get through that, I'll back it - it couldn't do any worse than the horse I picked this year.
No only Horses may be entered into the Grand National. I have not heard of a cow race,but am looking.
Why not but I would be concerned with the udders hitting the fences on the way over not so much poor cow but sore cow.
Why not. Call it Beatrice after the ugly cow that was in the Royal Box on Saturday.
Interesting concept Mr Bond.
Seems reasonable if the cow is willing
Yea
Yes, in the food court area.
On a bun yes
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yes...beef is horsemeat....and horsemeat is beef....
Seeing as supermarkets have blurred the boundarries between whats a cow and whats a horse.
