I would create a portal to Zamboni so the mushroom gods could come in their giant flying saucers and give the aliens nachos(which is what all aliens secretly want then I would leave the aliens alone for 5 days at witch point I would summon adolf hitler so he could go steal their nutella .weakened the aliens would slowly starve making them vulnerable to my Patagonian cavy hiptsy who would turn into the god of death and kill all the aliens
Throw a party. If they can get to us, but we can't get to them, then they have to be more advanced. Maybe they know how to cure cancer, because we're not very good at it.
Move out to the middle of nowhere, stock up on guns and liquor, and defend my log cabin.
I'd go over to the other side and start working for them.
get my cat and hide out somewhere living off frozen nonperishable food until it was safe to come out. she's my bestfriend so it'd be just like any other day.
I would try and make peace terms with them in the hopes they would make me Presisent.
I'd sacrifice my lover.
I Would.... THROW THE CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
