The Miami attack was a guy on drugs. I'm sorry to break it to you, because you're probably one of those people who are bored enough to wish there was a zombie attack going on, but there are no zombies anywhere and never have been.
Between Deighton and Pooh Bear you have your answer. There never were any zombies; but the English Football team may qualify. The US Congress is also stiff competition for zombie classification (from both parties).
There hasn't been a first zombie attack...because zombies don't exist!
Stupid media decided it would be cute if they referred to the moron who was high on powerful hallucinogenic drugs as a "zombie" and now everyone thinks its time to buy shotguns so they can act out their favorite zombie-survival-theory.
So everyone should just go back to watching "Walking Dead" or playing zombie related video games because that's as close as we're ever going to come to a zombie apocalypse.
The Queen of england is a zombie leader and she has plans for us all
The women In Texas that ate her baby brain and three tos
These Zombie attacks are a disgrace. and very worrying.
You guys remember the story about the zombies in Miami. Well I was wondering if any one heard any more about them or any more zombies any where or heck even how it started. I'm just wanting to know more because I find it to be interesting.
