> Will Justin bieber be at the vmas 2013!?

Will Justin bieber be at the vmas 2013!?

Posted at: 2015-04-20 
Will he perform or is he nominated for something?

Nope, he's not nominated. He never attends public events to avoid awkward questions about his personal life. You'll probably never see him at an award show again.

No he won't.

The Canadian government is sending a Canadian military strikeforce to capture Bieber and return him to Canada where he'll be savagely beaten with hockey sticks until he realizes he's not an American and that there's no excuse for him to act stupid like America's creeper celebrities by doing drugs and other stupid crap like peeing in mop buckets.

Selena Gomez will be flown in to take a turn beating some sense into that spoiled, no-talent brat.

Because how he's treated her isn't very Canadian, either.

So Bieber will vanish from the face of the Earth for a while until Canada gets him acting like a properly polite Canadian again.

Consider him grounded to his room and not allowed to come out to play till he learns to behave.

To get an accurate answer, try phoning his baby sitter.

We are about sick of these overnight sensations with little to no talent.

Will he perform or is he nominated for something?