Come to me. I'm black and I'll gladly pass my gas in your face and my gas doesn't smell like marijuana so it won't get you high.

Don't know about that, but you have a good start for a Human Centipede sequel.

I had an excellent bowl of vegetable soup for supper. It was quite delicious.

I looked at your account. What is with you and super gluing stuff to peoples anuses!?

I was on holiday yesterday

What is this all about?

When he passed the gas, it smelled like marijuana. I got instantly high. Is he illegal? Do I have to get rid of him? I almost superglued myself to his anus. Should I be worried? Should I do it? Will I be stuck forever. Then I might have to call the KKK. I am not black though. So will I be stuck forever?