> Zombie apocalipshit happens what are your first actions?

Zombie apocalipshit happens what are your first actions?

Posted at: 2015-04-20 
bite that chick >:c

Run The Heck Away From Her. I Have Seen Enough Of Zombie Movies To Know What Is Happening. Or If The Police And Ambulance Are There For A pregnant Lady With One arm And Is Giving Birth, I Am Sure Not Wanting To See That. So What Is Will Do Just In Case IS Get A) My Dads Gun From His Closet And Be A Happy Camper In My Safe Cold House. B) Hurry And Play A Game Of Black Ops Zombies To Get An Idea Of Where To Go. (I Think Germany Is A Little Too Far Away From Where I Live Tho) C) Steal A Car Or My Dads Car And Try My Best To Drive To Cabala's Which Isn't Far Away From My House At All. (Lucky Me :D ) And Take All The Guns Not Giving A Rats Butt What The People Say In The Store. D) Watch One Last Show Of Family Guy Before My Face Gets Eaten Off From Some Pregnant Women With One Arm.

Well That Is What I Will Do. I Will Never Go For Plan D) I Never Want To Go Down Without A Fight ;)

Well I Hope This Helps You And This Zombie Apocalishit Thingie.

-Alexis

I would gather some people, and organize them to build a fort around my house. Then we would all live there, and grow eggplants and apples. We would let in more people, and when we didn't have more space, we would extend the fort to include my neighbours' houses. And then we would reconquer the Earth.

OR I would organize some people to hollow out a mountain with stone pickaxes. Then we could grow wheat and feed it to cows. We would naturally light the cave up with torches, to keep zombies from spawning :P. Then, we could build a terrace on top of the mountain, and surround it with fences, the keep out the zombies.

Rip off of I Am Legend and get a top security house, find a dog, and sleep in the bathtub with a gun

Wake up because I'm obviously dreaming if imaginary creatures are running around.

run into a safe closed place maybe steal a cops gun. shoot tge chick. if i go to jail pshh idgaf I'll ve safe in jail anyways...

You are sitting where ever you would be at 5:15pm on a Sunday and you notice a lot of cop and ambulance action going on in obvious separate locations.

First sitting is of a hurt pregnant woman acting strange only 100 yards away from you, lets add a missing arm.

What do you do?