In the 8 months that have passed, a hospital patient & former singer named Susan Boyle has been fitted with larger boob prostheses and plastic surgery, and signed a contract for the next 10 years to impersonate Bod Scuffington or HRH. The Palace could not tolerate the sight of Scruffy Bod (as he was affectionately known to male staffers) running around naked, waving his appendage. He was discharged from his duties for the price of a mere sex change operation, to be continued... Scuffington may return as the Royal Bishop's new Eunuch.

If that is a rumor its ridicules. No one who can even think would believe it. Camellia would not sit on the throne even if the queen should pass away.

I heard a rumor you're going to mail me all your money.

Since you obviously believe any rumor you read is true, I await your banker's check.

You sound like a rumor monger.

That HRH Queen Ekizabeth II actually died 8 months ago, and that a pre-operative trannie named Bod Scuffington has been impersonating her (at the behest of the royal family) in order to keep Cammilla off the throne. Does anyone have any information?