He had bright yellow skin, and a big round belly that consisted of donuts and beer. His hair was growing thin, and he had but a few strands left, and fashioned them in what some may consider a comb-over. He wore a white t-shirt and blue jeans on the daily, and always had a bit of five o'clock shadow.
Bald headed overweight middle aged guy married to a gorgeous lovely slim wife with unusual purple elevated hairdo.
I think he's suffering from vitamin deficiency causing his yellow skin, and it appears that he's also got water head disease, and perhaps a little splash of downs syndrome.
A man with an overwhelming beer belly.
chubby.
fat.
Imagine you're an author writing to the reader. Easy points.