Jerry Seinfeld
Billy Crystal
What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards? He ate himself!!
Ok, so that wasn't the best joke in the world but if you want good clean humour, you can't go far wrong with Tommy Cooper, Tim Vine, Milton Jones, Harry Hill, Ken Dodd, Rowan Atkinson, Jimmy Cricket, Les Dawson, etc.
Nate Bargatze
A baby seal walked into a club
So a seal walks into a club.
Who shouldn't you play cards with? A cheetah.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the possum that it could be done.
http://www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/come...
http://www.premierjokes.com/milton-jones...
conjunctivitis.com... what a site for sore eyes